"Tom and Jerry" meets Happy Tree Friends with LittleBigPlanet "- the best and shortest interpretation of the inner philosophy of Fairytale Fights simply cannot be found. If you now succumb to a feeling of merciless nostalgia and turn on absolutely any episode of the series about a snide mouse and a cat that is always catching up with him, then you will notice a very important artistic detail. The fact is that no matter what fanaticism two pets, always in conflict with each other, inflict on each other, the most important product of absolutely all manipulations with a sadistic bias has always remained behind the scenes. There was almost never blood in "Tom and Jerry" - and this is despite the butcher's cleavers, sawmill knives and almost medieval rears that always flashed in the frame. William Hanna andJoseph Barbera simply would not have allowed millions of children around the world to showcase the protagonists flowing out with a scarlet liquid in their favorite animated series. Friv5Online Games Studio , the creators of the bloody-sadistic-meat-carbon-drive Fairytale Fights, definitely do not intend to delve into such subtleties. Do you want blood? Here's three gallons for you, even fill it with a skating rink! The murder weapon? Yes, as much as you like, just don't get hurt! If the Friv game had a more "adult" art direction, the developers would very soon perceive the angry letters from ESRB as vile and annoying spam mailing.
At the same time, it is very important to understand that Fairytale Fights was created in order to give exclusively positive emotions, and not depression and the opportunity to reveal the dark side of your personality. Of course, no one canceled the blood and the dismemberment, but they are served as if the Friv game is an impromptu simulator of whipping an eggnog or cream of a non-standard color. Well, if, of course, take into account that such "cream" is regularly poured out of the skulls and severed limbs of the local slag extras, and as a confectioner's whisk they can equally act: a meter knife, a club of a fur seal hunter, a club with spikes and an ax lumberjack.
In terms of plot, Fairytale Fights has a clear DNA affinity with the hooligan Simon The Sorcerer. In both cases, indecently much attention is paid to the uniform mockery of all the beloved fairy tales of our childhood. As for obscenity, even Sir Simon will have a lot to learn from the slasher from Friv5Online Games Studio. Let's start with the plot. In a certain fairy kingdom, a mysterious lone hero appears, like a snowball from a coastal mountain, with a clear goal to deprive all local heroes of work. To put together your team, as did the hero of the famous story of Arkady Gaidar"Timur and his team", a self-taught rookie of the school of brave adventurers, did not succeed in the famous "fifth point". Therefore, I had to act strictly alone. The scale of the work done really impressed the inhabitants of the fairy world. Judge for yourself: Snow White is awakened by a romantic kick, let's not say where; Little Red Riding Hood was left with a nose and a cap, but without her grandmother; the loser Naked King was made an even bigger jerk. It is also worth remembering one fairytale hero, not so widely known in our country as the previous ones - Jack with his magical bean stalk. Guy - oh, horror! - deprived of the only and true meaning of life - the ability to cherish and take care of the specified plant. Offended and deprived of work, honor and the opportunity to show off on the covers of children's books, our heroes join forces against the daring impostor.
So far, the story described looks like a free mix of works by famous storytellers. But here the most interesting thing becomes clear. On their long tour of the search for an ill-fated rival, the magnificent four go all-out. And also brutal, fierce and bloodthirsty. They will control one hero, but he will have to work for four. Armed with a heavy hammer, covered with huge embossed "pimples", like a condom inflated to the limit, the ward character sets off to restore his own order in the fairy kingdom. Along the way, you will now and then come across naive imitators and persecutors who need to be instantly cut up for minced meat and steak. Otherwise, you will be cut.
Any skirmish in Fairytale Fightsaccompanied by the splashing of several tens of liters of blood, but it does not seem to be a panacea for your sadistic genius. Not really her. Jewelry dismemberment is the main local remedy for boredom. Chopping off, sawing off, breaking and breaking with a savory crunch of a freshly baked waffle - such actions here lead to ecstasy.
That being said, Fairytale Fights is not disgusting at all. The drawn comic style will hold back the first blow from the outraged yells of the haters of cruelty. After that, visual humor will melt the hearts of the remaining skeptics and turn them to the side of the developers. Harsh, ridiculous, funny and feigned sad - the facial expressions of the inhabitants of this world are worthy of description of fifty more similar expressions. Yes, there is an insane amount of blood here - we will indeed be allowed to arrange a skating rink with its help (it is written in the list of features), fill half a level with scarlet, and then the remaining half of the level.
Nominally, the Friv game belongs to the classic slasher genre, with ears sticking out from everywhere no less ancient bit 'em up. You rush around deliberately crookedly drawn locations, bludgeon everything that moves until it stops moving, collect new types of weapons (there will even be a chainsaw!) And give yourself a good mood. Yes exactly.
The relationship with Happy Tree Friends, we hope, now does not need to be explained - as in the story of three eternally bleeding animals, Fairytale Fights raises the idea of physical destruction of all living beings to heaven. Unless at Friv5Online Games Studio, everything still seems more calibrated and a hundred times more fun.
As for the LittleBigPlanet mentioned at the very beginning of this text (one of the main exclusives for the PlayStation 3), Fairytale Fights becomes phenomenally similar to it, but only from the point of view of the sensations received - you just have to tackle it with a whole group of friends. There are only two things that confuse and upset us: the presence of firearms (fighting with a cold one is much more fun and exciting) and the timing of the releaseFairytale Fights on PC. It won't appear on our favorite platform until next year. But the owners of the same console from Sony are already tormenting themselves with a choice: what to play tonight - the gingerbread and chocolate LittleBigPlanet or the blood-sadistic-meat-carbon-drive... well, you get the idea!
